- What is the commander?
- This is the brain of the crew!
- What is the Navigator?
- This is the eye of the crew!
- What is a flight engineer?
- This is the hand of the crew!
- And what is the co-pilot?
- And this, uh, a member of the crew!
silly joke
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one liners joke
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Train. They're coming general, student and mother and daughter. I stop in the tunnel and hear the sound of a slap. Thoughts mother: "Good girl, knows how to stand up for himself" Thoughts daughter: "It's strange, I am younger, but he sticks to Mama!" General thoughts: "Strangely, cadet stick, and got me!" Thoughts cadet: Cadet: "There is another tunnel, I shall again chmoknu himself in the arm and once in the face with the general Dvina River ..."
joke cartoons
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one liners joke
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In America, announced a contest for the best anecdote in length 100 words. The winner turned out to be the soldier who sent the following: "I have legs sawn through the toilet ... And the other 96 words said Sergeant Bill, when he sat down on him."
joke program
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one liners joke
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The ship was at sea. It was time to check the course. The navigator went into the wheelhouse. Half an hour later he brought the results of counting the captain, who glumly looking at them, he asked:
- Are they accurate?
- One hundred percent, sir! All ships within sight confirmed that they are in the same port that we are.
retirement joke
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- John, let me express my condolences to you. I heard that the Lord took your third wife ...
- Yes, and I picked up a fourth.
sport jokes
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In Bridget Bordeaux asked:
- What is your greatest pleasure?
- Brandy - before and a cigarette - after.
humour joke
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What can I do to avoid sweating at work?
- What is the work we do not know, but if this is what we think, we suggest you not be covered by a blanket.
- Listen, what happened to poor old Bill? Something I had not seen it.
- How do you not heard? He was slapped three years for stealing a car.
- And why did he have to steal a car? Did not he could buy it in installments and not pay for it, like a true gentleman?
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