Arrived from a trip, man is the advance report. In one of the boxes the report notes: "Women - $ 500. Chief Accountant will not accept the report: arguing that such an article is not available for consumption. - The next time you can write off this amount to conduct which some works, such as a nail. The next advance statement was: "nail - $ 500. Repair hammer - $ 5000. penis joke ... one line joke : Soldier comes to the officer: - Give me leave. - Why? - Buy a "diplomat". - Why fool diplomat? Do you ever see him? redneck joke ... one line joke : The omeprazol side effects do not happen. At the morning inspection of the sergeant asked the soldier badly shaved, if he shaved this morning. - Yes, sergeant, - answered private. - In such a case tomorrow be one step closer to the razor. - Advised the sergeant. Another soldier was asked when he was the last time in the barbershop. - Yesterday, Sgt. - Next time, try to results of your visit hairdresser could see not only you and the hairdresser. santa joke ... one line joke : - My horoscope predicted that I will have a fantastic meeting with an important man in uniform - says Petit. - And it is vindicated? - Do not speak! I was hit by machine gendarmerie captain ... witty jokes ... Newlyweds make love. The wife asks her husband: - "My dear, listen, why you have such great lashes? - You know, I cried a lot as a child - probably because of ... - It is better to you as a child wrote a lot! dirty joke of the day ... - What are the place to teach the Eskimos their children? - Yellow snow can be eaten. Never eat yellow snow. joke history ... - What is an awkward age? - This is when a pension does not allow for youth and women do not provide for old age. - My boy, when you grow up, I want you to be a gentleman. - I do not want to be a gentleman, papa! I want to be like you. next 87 88 89 90 91