Conversation two doctors. - You know, yesterday the patient died, whom I treated for an ulcer. The autopsy revealed that he had cancer. - Is that - says the second. - I've just one a month jaundice treated. It turned out - Chinese. yo mama jokes ... the joke : Guy comes home and tells his wife: - I am leaving on a business trip. I will spend the night with her. adult jokes ... the joke : The boy in the cafe is coming to the young man: - Uncle, you must be a cadet? - How do you know? - My dad, too, tea prevents knife. best jokes ... the joke : - Private Bright, why should close one eye when he aims his rifle? - Because if you close both eyes, the goal will not be visible, Sgt. clean jokes ... Italy, Rome - crashing aircraft in the cabin of an old Jew pronounces his wife: - Sarah, I said the same to you - the money must be spent wisely, and you - throw a coin into the fountain - is true, but throw a coin ... funny joke ... In the stalls: - Look, you're just thrown in the singer's rotten eggs, but now applaud him! - I want him to bow out - I left a few more pieces ... joke of the day ... - Daddy, Daddy, buy me a drum! - Here's another, I have enough noise! - Buy, Daddy, I'll play it only when you sleep! Extract from instructions for female police officers in England: "If you are attacked by a rapist, you should try to protect themselves with a baton. If this does not work, you must do three warning shots from a revolver into the air. If this fails, try to relax and have fun." next 8 9 10 11 12