The mediator in the exercise of company in the middle of a level field gives the command:
- Air!
- Roth, in the bushes! - Orders the commander.
- What are the bushes? - Surprised mediator. - They are nowhere to be found!
- Aircraft, too, - parried commander.
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On clinical examination of the psychiatrist asked questions to verify the soldier of his intellect.
- What happens if you cut off your ear?
- I will not hear.
- And if you cut off and the second ear?
- I will not see.
- Why?
- Because the helmet would be nothing to hold on, and he falls over his eyes.
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When checking the order in the barracks, Lieutenant found in a bag for dirty clothes book. He gave a dressing down guilty ordinary and then asked him why he keeps the book in such a place.
- Because this is hot stuff - shyly replied the soldier.
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- Well, my friend, you must admit that I was a sergeant clearly dislikes.
- How do you get that idea?
- How come from? When he taught me throwing grenades, he said to me, holding it in his mouth, pulled the pin with his right hand and threw it away. Understand? ..
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- One hundred dollars or life - requires a burglar in a dark alley.
- Listen - responsible passer - and maybe enough of fifty, because I already half dead with fear.
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- It is easier to bear resentment?
- The most severe injury tolerated easier if swallowed it along with the abuser.
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The ship crashed and sank. The lonely island along comes a last effort narrowly escaped a man. And on the island he meets too narrowly escaped wife:
- And where are you wandering around the whole day? The boat sank yesterday!
Being in a London restaurant, a German tourist had forgotten how in English are called eggs.
- Waiter - after much any attempts he asked - who is walking out there on the court?
- Cocky, Sir!
- And how is the wife cock?
- Chicken, sir.
- Yeah, but as the children called a rooster and hen?
- Chicken, sir!
- And how is that from which the chickens go?
- Eggs, sir!
- Fu-you ... Bring me a couple!
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