Her husband suddenly returned from a business trip and discovers on the nightstand cigar. - Where is the cigar? His wife was silent. - I was the last time I ask, where a cigar? - Yes, from Havana, you fool! - Come from the cabinet. hilarious joke ... daily joke : - Captain Henderson, - said the military prosecutor, - explain the military court of higher jurisdiction, what happened in your company the seventh of September. - On this day, I held classes for drill and gave ordinary Gaines, click "Run!", But he did not comply. I again gave the command "Run!". But the soldier kept walking step. - Private Gaines - Chief Justice turned to the violator of discipline, - refusing to obey orders an officer, you are committing a serious crime. Why have you not complied with the order? - Sir, - replied the soldier, - as you know, under the statute after the provisional team must be made executive team. - Yes, it is, - confirmed the Chief Justice. - But the whole thing is just that only the captain filed a provisional command "Run!", And the executive command "Go!" not filed. The court ruled that ordinary Gaines was found not guilty joke a day ... daily joke : - How is the brave soldiers from the precautionary? - Asked rookie Brown senior soldiers. - The brave soldiers come to sergeant Gilberto and loudly for all to say everything he thinks about it. - And how do the cautious soldier? - He will say all the same, but on the phone. business jokes ... daily joke : The captain, who meets with the new reinforcements, drawn to the sergeant: - And why you are so strange set: all high, big recruits come, but small, shabby - behind? - Excuse me, sir, but in civilian life I had a fruit shop. computer joke ... - How are men's underwear from women? - In men's underwear climb down, and in women's - hands. fart joke ... The guy comes to the doctor - Dr. castrate me. - Why did you do? Like young ... - Please, and if possible more quickly ... After the operation ... - Can you still tell me why it is you? - You know, I'm getting married to a Jew. - ... So they have the same cutoff. - ... And that, I do not say that? funny one line jokes ... On logging resulted's new - a little guy. Loggers looked - well, what to do with this? They told her to chop sticks. Piled up three trees, and went for lunch, and left's new. They come from lunch - half of the forest were cut down! Lumberjacks in amazement: - Man, are you from? - From the Sahara! - As of the Sahara? There because there is no timber! - And you will not! Switzerland. Mountain resort. Do not season. Arrived two Englishmen. A week walking around the hotel, finally, were introduced to each other bartender. In the evening sitting at a table in the bar. The first starts the conversation: - Excuse me, sir, but did not discuss whether our latest news in the Times? - Yes, you know, sir, I once tried to ... I did not like. Silent. The first begins again: - Excuse me, sir, not whether we play a game of bridge? - Well, you know, sir, I once tried ... me not like. Again they were silent. First makes the third attempt: - Excuse me, sir, but do not drink for us to drink whiskey? - Yes, you know, sir, I once tried to ... I did not like, but here's my eldest son ... - Excuse me, sir, you have more and younger son? next 64 65 66 67 68