The platoon commander of communication, drawing a sine curve, explains the soldiers, as moves by wire electrical current. One soldier remarked: - Everything is clear except for one thing: how the Krivulya passes on the direct line? Is this not possible! doctor jokes ... daily jokes : - Where do you work? - This is a state secret! - And what produces your plant? - This is a military secret! - How much you get paid? - Malo, five marks for a grenade ... funny jokes about ... daily jokes : American soldier who served in West Germany, has received a letter from his fiancee. Bride says that he no longer wants the wedding and asks her to return her photograph. Soldier put a few pictures in an envelope and a letter: "Dear Mildred. I've already forgotten what you look like, so I am sending you a few photos of my brides. Please, choose their own, while others want that." clean joke ... daily jokes : - Whose machine so poorly cleaned? - Shouted the sergeant. - Kalashnikov, Sgt. hindi joke ... - Well, how's your wife, still mourns her first husband? - No. Now I mourn his ... humor joke ... - Sarah, what have you in the locket? - The hair of my husband. - But he is still alive ... - He is still alive, but the hair is long gone ... joke pictures ... Two peasants catching fish. Suddenly, one pulls out a beautiful mermaid, considering it for a while and then throws into the water. Another asks: - But why? Second (sadly): - But how? English Admiral and Bishop experienced an acute dislike for each other and enjoy every opportunity to make fun of each other. Once they met at the station. - Tell me, officer - a fat bishop sighted frowned and poked his finger at his chest hung with medals, Admiral - when leaving the train to Dover? - Twenty minutes later, Madam, - said the admiral, - but whether you travel in your position? next 55 56 57 58 59