A soldier on leave, he sent a telegram to his commander: "Please extend the leave for five days - met this angel." The commander replied: "An Jones given two extra days of leave in order to descend from heaven to earth." adult joke :   At the military parade held infantry, tanks, cannons, missiles. After the parade, the father asked little son: - Well, what do you think was best? - Ice cream, papa. adult joke :   Sergeant asked the soldier: - It's true, Kuz'kin that you're an electrician? - Yes, Comrade Lieutenant. - I'll find work in the specialty. Will check at 23.00, off a light in the barracks. adult joke :   At the shooting range sergeant screamed in fright at the recruit: - Cease fire! You just do not fall into our Colonel! - It must be the same for the first time I shot, and nearly laid a colonel. Is not it cool? - Said the young warrior. next 48 49 50 51 52