The company commander berated the sergeant for the disorder in the barracks. To justify the sergeant said: - Barracks Barracks there, sir. The only thing I can suggest that it does not look barracks - is to call it "multi-bed rooms for bachelors. adult joke ... very funny jokes : Cadet Naval Academy exams. Determine the qualifications cadets admiral asked to name the three most famous British admirals. - Nelson, sir, - began cadet - then Drake and ... I beg your pardon, sir, like your name? birthday joke ... very funny jokes : Guide at the museum shows the Roman statue: "We call this figure winner. As you can see, a soldier is not the hands, no legs, and smashed his head, but it looks impressive." - If it's winner, - said the soldier-tripper - wonder what is left of the vanquished. bush jokes ... very funny jokes : - Sergeant - said he, - presenting you recruit Edgar Flable. His name should be familiar to you. He is author of acclaimed book "Our army managed crazy." cartoons jokes ... - Do you eat bananas, you have to clean? - Why? I already know what's inside! fun jokes ... By Rabbi comes for advice young Jew. - Rabbi, I want to marry the daughter of Rosenfeld. - Marry. - But she's ugly! - Do not marry. - But her father gives her twenty thousand! - Then get married. - Rebbe, but she's lame! - Well, do not marry. - Rebbe, so what will you give me advice? After reflection, the rabbi says: - You know what? Baptize. - Why? - You'll be fooling a priest, not me! lawyer jokes ... There comes a man in a bar and calls the bartender and asks: - Please, you do not know Mr. Eldorado? Bartender: - Do I know Mr Eldorado? You ask me if I knew Mister ELDORADO!?! Yes, this bastard ten days ago came to me in the bar, pointed the gun at me and forced to eat their own shit! Fortunately, while he was distracted, I contrived, grabbed his gun, and made his own is his own shit! Do I know Mr Eldorado ... YES WE ONLY last week with BAT dine together! Two Englishmen play golf. One aim with long and can not hit. - Today I am not sure of himself - as if trying to justify, "he says. - I am afraid that not make it - over there is my wife. - Yes, - agreed the second, - from this distance it is difficult to get. next 47 48 49 50 51