Komandir summoned to the office of Private Smith. - Smith, what is your attitude to drugs and guilt? - Before you answer, I would like to know, sir, is a question or suggestion? silly jokes ... short joke : On board orders in the company was placed such an order: "Below is listed the military to arrive at 12.00 in the stock room to get a medal" For perfect service. "Failure to comply with the order would entail disciplinary measures." very funny jokes ... short joke : The conductor on the train sees smoking compartment soldier. - Did not you notice the signs "NO SMOKING"? - He threw himself on the soldier. -- Why do not you execute the rules? - You did not see the rear plate "Join the Army? Why is it not enforced? adult joke ... short joke : Sergeant asks the recruit, the incoming post: - What will you do if the night will see a suspicious shadow of a man traveling by bending your post? - I throw myself to the captain and helped him get to bed. birthday joke ... Sitting in a cafe, two physics, sipping a beer. Here goes past the chic lady. One physicist says to the other, looking after a lady: - You see, what an interesting combination of atoms! bush jokes ... In one compartment were a priest and a rabbi. Catholic Jew treats ham: - The law forbids us to eat pork - the rabbi refused. - It's a pity - sympathetic priest. - This is such a pleasure. In parting, the rabbi says: - Give my regards to his wife. - I have no wife, - said the priest. - The law forbids us to copulate with a woman. - Pity! - Sighs the rabbi. - It's a pleasure! cartoons jokes ... Young beautiful woman late for work ... Strict boss calls her to him with a stern kind of self-explanatory ... - Understand ... Yesterday I went to about two ... - The next time you go to some one! In England, riding on a train and a couple fuck for all to see. And the people kept silent, in the end, it's their own business - where and how. After graduating from the process, the pair lit. And then the passengers rebelled and called in a constable. The subsequent lawsuit, and these young men were fined ? 10 for smoking in public transport! next 45 46 47 48 49