After a long trip the husband returns home. Wife says to him: - Darling! You even kissed me! - But, my dear! - He answers. - After six years of marriage - such orgies! political jokes ... online jokes : A young farmer, called to military service, in a letter home, wrote: "This Army life - a pure pleasure. You can lie in bed till five o'clock in the morning." short joke ... online jokes : - Fritz Dietrich! You are charged that during the Russian attacks fled to the West ... - Good Lord, Herr Judge! But I'm catching up Oberleutnant von Grabbe, to tell him that the soldiers had run away ... silly jokes ... online jokes : Dorodny sergeant, posing as his platoon, said: - And do not think to play me. I am strong enough to otdubasit any of you. Then down came recruit more portly than the sergeant and said: - I do not otdubasish! The sergeant saw him a few seconds and then announced: - Consider that from this moment you are transferred to another platoon. very funny jokes ... - What to do if dreams are dreams in a foreign language? - It is necessary to bring an interpreter. adult joke ... Rabinovich comes to the rabbi: - The Rebbe, however, a sandwich always falls buttered side down? - Yes. - Rabbi, you'll laugh, but I have a sandwich today fell butter side up! - Do not be! - Shouted the Rabbi. Then he thought for a moment and said: - Yeah, of course! You buttered the opposite direction! birthday joke ... - Calm down: your head wound was quite severe, but the main thing - we were able to avoid amputation ... The aircraft in the air breaks down and begins to fall. Passengers in a panic grab parachutes, but all is not enough. The Englishman as a true gentleman, shouted: - Gentlemen, we must all parachutes given to women! - A dick in his ass! Frenchman: - And plenty of time? next 43 44 45 46 47