Husband arrives from a trip. He sees in her bed naked guy. Opens cupboard and sees him as a wife. (Geneva) - How many times have you said that he must hide! free joke ... comedy joke : Beautiful girl standing at the gates of the military office with tears in his eyes. - What, the groom in the army took away? - Asked the sentry with sympathy. - Yes. All five at once. good joke ... comedy joke : - What will you do after dinner? - Asked the mother of his baby son. - Are you going to play soldiers, or steam engine? - I do not know, Mom. Everything will depend on that choice by Papa ... online jokes ... comedy joke : On the drill sergeant demanded that the new recruits: - At the command "dress!" you need to turn my head a sharpness that I heard the crunch of the cervical vertebrae. political jokes ... A Jew with a rabbi. - Rebbe than his wife is different from the pearl? - My wife can strung from one side only, as the pearl of both. - Rebbe, but I strung his wife with two sides. - Then you have no wife, and pearl. short joke ... - Have you heard yesterday, a schoolboy in the country has found a mine? - Yes you could hear well! silly jokes ... - In this ancient monastery many different interesting relics. But would like to draw your attention to me on this amphora. - And what is it remarkable? - It provides Egyptian darkness, removed directly from Alexandria. English businessman had received a letter from a colleague. The letter read: "Dear sir, because my secretary - a lady, I can not dictate to her what you think about. Moreover, since I am a gentleman, I have no right to even think about you so. But since you are neither one nor the else, I hope you understand me correctly. " next 40 41 42 43 44