Komandirovochniy wants to buy his wife a gift bra. The seller wants to know the size: - Well, if only in form, that is: peach, apple, small Dynko? - Ears spaniel ... comedy joke ... sms joke : One military chef asked how the Army prepares a dish of finely chopped meat rabbit. - In normal proportions, - answered the cook, - a rabbit - one horse. free joke ... sms joke : Ensign built the company. - Check the status of footwear. Right foot - up! All raise the right leg, a soldier mistakenly raised his left. Ensign notices in the ranks of the double gap: - Who's that raised both legs? good joke ... sms joke : Sergeant Miller scolding recruits: - Just look at himself: shoes not been cleaned, her hair is not combed, ties wrinkled. And now, if any country has suddenly declared war on us? online jokes ... The rabbi read a sermon in the synagogue: - Jews! We, as no other nation should be very friendly with each other, faithfully honor their obligations to the family. Let fall the wrath of Moses to the Jews, visiting brothels! At this time a cry of: - Well, finally remembered where I left my galoshes! political jokes ... - Tell me, doctor, is it really so bad to drink a glass before each meal? - No, but do not eat too often. short joke ... We recommend a simple way out of a delicate situation. Faced with the lady in the evening, you offer her lunch together. If she agrees, ask another question: - You call or push? In the city buses on the driver's head is always hanging ad. In Germany: "It is strictly forbidden to talk to the driver." In England: "It is better not to talk to the driver." In Israel: "There is no interest in talking with the driver." In Italy: "It is forbidden to respond to the driver." next 39 40 41 42 43