Commander commands the soldiers: - Yes! .. Dig here, here and here! And yet I'll go and find out where it is necessary ... one line jokes ... jokes of the day : According to a report of a sergeant of the soldiers were dismissed from the army. - Do I think hate me fierce hatred, Roberts? - Ironically, the sergeant asked the soldier. - And probably already decided that dozhdeshsya my death, so ... spit on my grave. - You are wrong, Sergeant, - answered private. - After I pour down a military uniform, I'm not going to stand in a queue, which is formed in your grave. comedy jokes ... jokes of the day : Petty is coming to the soldier who had needlessly standing near the fence. - What are you doing? The soldier responds with irony: - I think, how to combine time and space. - Then I'll help you. Take a shovel and dig a ditch from the fence before lunch. dirty joke ... jokes of the day : They're coming to the beach with their regular pay. Private: - Sergeant, is not it, look at that girl is very beautiful legs? - I do not know, I have not seen it marches. joke dirty ... During the Third Reich, Adolf Kogan turns into Berlin municipality requesting the change documents. - Again Jewish tricks! - Angry official. - Do you think it will save you! Oh, no, you were Kogan, Kogan and stay! - No, I have nothing against his name! I just wanted to change the name to Adolf Abraham! jokes pictures ... Conversation in high places: - And why do not you eat a watermelon? - Fish soup stain. christian jokes ... - When I married you, I was an absolute idiot. - Yes? And I was so in love with you that this is not noticed. In the British Parliament: - Sir, I would not want to interfere, but you fly was open. - I would not want to interfere, let it be undone. next 27 28 29 30 31