- Look, what a terrible mug painted on the bow of the bomber. - Quiet! This is very regimental commander stuck his head out of the cab! jokes riddles ... joke funniest : During military exercises announced that the bridge is suspended "exploded". Placed at the time the bridge does not pass for this reason some woman. Ta, angry, turns to another soldier: - But the bridge is absolutely a! And this crazy claims that the bridge was blown up! - I can not say anything, madam. I myself have two days as killed. jokes of the day ... joke funniest : Garrison paramedic - soldier: - At this time I'll sign, Smith, but Just remember - this is your last separation! - You are mistaken, sir. I still have tonsils! one line jokes ... joke funniest : - Comrade Captain, Private Novak jumped from the plane without a parachute! - How? Again? comedy jokes ... Abram comes home and rolls with a bicycle. - Where did you get it? - Surprise my wife asks. - I met your friend Sarah. She invited to her, we had supper with her, then she sits on my lap and said: "Dear Abram, take what you want!" I looked around, saw a bicycle ... dirty joke ... We met two friends. - They say you got married? - Yes - So how was the best? - No, not better, but more ... joke dirty ... - I gave you the best years of my life! - Yeah, and received in return the best pages of my checkbook! At the reception, two Englishmen are presented to each other: - Dammings, industrialist: coal and coke. - Blackstone, the warden: bread and water. next 25 26 27 28 29