Tank commander asked the crew members: - What's the main thing in the tank? - The gun - one is responsible. - Armor, - said the second. - Caterpillars - reported a third. - Well, comrades, soldiers, above all in the tank - do not fart! best joke ... one liners jokes : Soldier - a soldier: - Colonel can not be run: in peacetime, it is laughable, and in the military - panic. funniest joke ... one liners jokes : - What got into the brig? - Asked the soldiers soldier. - For violation of the laws of ballistics. Science proves that the two shells at one point did not fall. I - hit. humor jokes ... one liners jokes : In the hospital recovering the sergeant went to private first class in an apron and asked: - Do you really staff sergeant? The sergeant with the arrogant kind of nodded. - Excellent - glad to see the ordinary. - I am sure that you include in the kitchen attire gives him a certain chic. joke funniest ... - What are you doing here, Abram? - What? He arrived with his wife in the theater! - Why do not you come? - Today was my turn to protect the car. jokes riddles ... There is the forest of Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore Eeyore meet him, but so sad, pregrustny. - Eeyore, are you that this is a Sadder today? - Yes, you know, Vinny their eggs somewhere lost and can not find. Do you by chance have not seen? - No, you know, did not come across ... only here say, Owl yesterday in the new clip-fly ... jokes of the day ... - Before we start exams, whether anyone had any questions? - Yes - a voice came from the back row. - And what we now hand over the object? - Well? Were you in London, problems with your English? - I do not. The English were. next 21 22 23 24 25