The lieutenant went out into the yard and came back soaking wet. - Lieutenant, that heavy rain on the street? - No, noser ... joke :   My husband returned from a trip and finds his wife at home, roughly speaking, not one. Without saying anything out of the house and sits down in the yard on a bench to think about his plight: - That's because what a slut, especially as I sent her the sms that I was returning from a trip ahead of time. He sat, smoked, cooled off a little: - And on the other hand, may not be a whore at all, can simply SMS has not reached. joke :   The instructor said, referring to a group of students: - The bullet from this gun breaks any piece of wood as thick as three inches. It is better to duck just in case your head. joke :   Team paratroopers jumped, there remained only one bandaged and plastered eccentric with a strange gleam in his eyes. Here he drove on a wheelchair to open the door and going siganut down. Seeing such a case the foreman prayed: - You would parachute clothed, and then the thirteenth time since jumping. - Oh no, I believe - I would fly ... next 2 3 4 5 6