- Hello? - Good day, and Vlad was still at home? - Yes, still at home ... but the wreaths already learned! funniest jokes ... good jokes : Biologist, a physicist and mathematician, went on a business trip to England. Passing through England on the train all grazing in the meadow saw a black cow. On arrival home, each wrote a report on its work. Biology: In England, live cows. Physics: In England, I saw a black cow. Math: In England there is at least one cow, black, at least on one side. hilarious jokes ... good jokes : - Wife - asks the Colonel, - love - this is fun or work? - Of course, pleasure. Otherwise you'd led a platoon of soldiers. short funny jokes ... good jokes : - I am fed up with Sergeant Brooks and his familiarity - Private Smith had complained to his friend: - when the conversation he constantly slaps me in the chest and breaking with the cigarettes in his breast pocket. But nothing, I found a way to wean him! - What are you going to do? - Asked the friend. - The next time when meeting with him, I planted in his breast pocket jumping mine. one liners jokes ... - Abram, but what happens if you break one of the ten commandments? - Will have nine. best joke ... - What is it? - You know, doctor, I can only see moving objects. - And how did you come down here? - I shook my head ... funniest joke ... - What is your last night ended in a quarrel with his wife? - Asking young people comrade. - It crawled on my knees, - proudly answered that. - And what she said at the same time? - Get out from under the bed, sneaking coward! There are two Englishmen, a gentleman. - Sir, you were on Thursday at the theater? He takes out his notebook and looked into it: - Yes, it was ... - Sir, you were there with my wife? He looks in the book: - Yes, her. - Sir, I do not like. He again looks to the book: - She did not like me too. next 17 18 19 20 21