The commander calls for a senior warrant officer and said:
- Help me out! On ship torpedo. You cheer people to die with laughter.
Midshipman built personnel.
- See: Now I will stand on her knees, hit his head on the deck and the ship will break apart!
Sailors:
- Ha-ha-ha!
- Do not believe me? look. One, two, three!
Roar. Ship falling apart. All of the water. Swim up to the midshipman skipper:
- What a joke you. Torpedo something passed by.
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jokes of the day one liners
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- How much you sleep each day? - Asked the parents of his son, student, a week after the beginning of their studies in college.
- It all depends ... - Evasively son.
- Depends on what?
- From the lectures and so on who reads them.
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Private telephoned his friend, who served a clerk in the headquarters, but mistakenly dialed the wrong number.
- Hello, dip net, - "he began, when the tube was removed at the other end. - How is service in your almshouse? In response, there was an indignant voice:
- How dare you? Did you talk to anyone? I - General ... After a pause he heard a muffled voice:
- Do you know who speaks to you?
- No! - Barked the general.
- Thank God - said ordinary and hung up.
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jokes of the day one liners
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- Aunt Sarah, Aunt Sarah, your Moishe eat shit!
- Moishe, a fool, not ate his fill, near dinner time!
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Two flower:
- Do you love me?
- Yes!
- And you love me?
- Yes!
- Well, where are the bees?
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In the women's boarding house was a fire. Firefighters arrived, among them beginner. He rushes headlong toward the stairs, but the veteran firefighter whispers in his ear.
- You fool, wait a little longer, as soon as the heat will be unbearable, they're all naked.
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Michael, a pleasant young man, suffered from incontinence of gases. Once he went on a date with a girl and the whole evening to restrain himself as he could. Finally he realized that urgently needs to say goodbye. But the girl insisted that he went to meet her parents. In the living room at his feet comfortably settled dog named Baron. The conversation proceeded quietly until the moment when Michael could restrain himself. But nature took its own and there was a loud sound salacious ...
- Baron! - Exclaimed the girl's father. "Thank God, not on my thought" - Michael finally calmed down. But a minute later he again could not contain himself ...
- Baron! - Cried my father! Michael relaxed inhumanely ...
- Baron! - Screamed the father - but did you stand back from this young gentleman, until he obgadil you from head to toe.
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