Dialogue two soloists of ballet: - Why do not you get into the rhythm? - Yes music knocks ... joke of the day :   During the training, the commander asked the Chief of Engineers, report to him, as units are shipped to another river. - If my assessment of the thickness of ice on the river was correct, they are currently ferried across the ice, if not, then swim - was the answer. joke of the day :   The classes of tactical training instructor has set cadet challenge: - Imagine cadet bedlam that you move through the wilderness and suddenly you see, as hidden behind a stone in your aims of the enemy sniper. Your actions? - I will try to shoot first. - You pull the trigger, but the shutter jammed, and the shot came. - Then I'll throw a grenade at the enemy. - You have thrown, but the fuse did not work, and the grenade did not explode. - The rapid roll I'll hit the enemy with his bayonet. - You struck, but missed and broke a bayonet on a stone. Opponents threw at you with a knife. - I will climb a tree. - But the desert trees. - Look, sir! - Exclaimed the student, completely stymied. - I do not understand on whose side are you - or to my enemy? joke of the day :   - I see from the records of patients in the book that you are complaining about pains in the throat? - Asked the doctor. - Yes, - said in a hoarse voice of the ordinary musical team. - Do you strongly inflamed throat - a doctor, examined the patient. - You can not tense up, playing in an orchestra. 'll Have to release you for a week of service. Going to the reception a week. Over the weekend, the musician went to the doctor. After examining him, he said: - Now everything is normal. You can play in an orchestra. By the way, what instrument do you play? - On the drum, sir, - answered musicians. next 14 15 16 17 18