- What is this horrible image on board the plane? - Quiet you, this is our squadron commander is looking out the window. joke slogans ... joke of the day one liners : The Colonel built a regiment of cadets. Took out his list. - Cadet Andreev! -I! Must-five rubles! -Yes! - Cadet Ivanov! -I! Must-ten rubles! -Yes! - Cadet Petrov! -I! Must-two rubles! -Yes! Colonel long reading list, finally reached the end. - Total! Silence. - Again, do not come! But should all the more ... amusing joke ... joke of the day one liners : First Lt. Gen. Bruce reported on the assignment. - With regard to the courage shown by the personnel, I would like to especially appreciate the behavior of ordinary Hicks. He certainly deserved reward for his courageous actions. - And what did he do? - Wherever I went, he followed me everywhere. joke limericks ... joke of the day one liners : There are, then the rabbi and the priest and start to talk about their prospects. The priest says: - Well, the rabbi, the life you have, of course, is good, but the prospects, what? All zhist because of rabbis have. And I am here, perhaps, the bishops will produce. - Okay, but still what comes next? - Well, with luck, the Cardinal will ... - Well, did so, and then what? - God willing, maybe dad ... - Okay, what next? - What next? It can not earthly man be Lord God! - Oh and do not know ... One Jewish boy still could ... joke oneliners ... Calling the police: - Hello! Police? Urgently send attire. I have stolen from the car steering wheel, dashboard, all the levers and pedals! ... Five minutes ... - Hello! Police? Cancel please call ... I accidentally sat on the back seat ... . TIP2955 joke quotations ... Some banker once asked Mark Twain: - Why is it that you have so many brains, and so little money? - You see, - said the famous writer - Nature loves balance. - On average we have with you equally. joke skits ... After spending a couple of weeks in England, the American was very surprised by the sudden drop in his popularity. Initially, he was invited, gave parties, entertained in every way. And then suddenly the phone was silent, the mailbox is empty, no more invitations. Not knowing what had happened, he went to his friend: - Tell me honestly, what happened? I literally ostracized. - In fact, the old man, that when hunting foxes in England we decided to shout "Tally-ho!". And you, when we were hunting last week, roared: "Catch it, son of a bitch!". next 140 141 142 143 144