In New York, 42 Fifth Avenue is a solid Maine and smokes. Runs up to him a young man and says:
- Good day, I was a correspondent of the newspaper, you can ask you a few questions?
- Well, okay, I've got four minutes, if have time.
- I see you smoke?
- Well, yes.
- What kind of cigarettes do you prefer?
- Usually "Super".
- How much do they cost?
- Dollars and sixty-five cents per pack.
- And a lot of smoke?
- Yes, the nervous. Nearly two packs a day.
- How long have you smoke?
- For nearly twenty-five years. Correspondent starts frantically something to count on the paper. Then, astonished at the results of their calculations looked up at the Names.
- Did you know that the money you spend on smoking during these years, you, if not smoked, it would be able to buy ... Well, at least, that this skyscraper.
- Yes? Really? Interesting. Are you a smoker?
- And you have a skyscraper.
- And that - mine.
How do you know whether your wife has changed during your trip? Must call upon his return to the apartment neighbor and say: "Hi, slut!" And you will hear in response: "But your something, but your something ..."
- Cadet Brown, - barked the instructor, - why do not you listen to a lecture?
- I'm listening, sir.
- Then, repeat my last words.
- Cadet Brown, why do not you listen to a lecture? "
Cpl. Shoot to carefully sight. By chance the target will only include sperm.
- Abram, that we are all about women, let that whether about politics.
- Come on.
- Something I Honduras worried.
- And you did not scratch ...
The accused said the prosecutor:
- And now swear on the Bible, that what you said about me is true.
- Have you, madam, a piece of cake for the poor, who has not eaten a crumb here for two days. Hostess:
- Cake? Did bread you do not fit?
- Generally yes, ma'am, but today is my birthday.
A man came to the village at night, knocking to the widow's house:
- Let me go to sleep!
- I will not let you bother going!
- I will not bother, I'm a gentleman.
- All right, come. In the morning a man went into the yard - she sees: she goes there for five hens and 10 roosters.
- And what have you got one hen two cocks, mistress?
- And then just a single cock, others - gentlemen.
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